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Zapper Demotivational Poster

RICK ASTLEY - You do realize he's never gonna give you up, right?

RUNNING OUT OF THOUGHTS - Could someone help me think of something?

TAGS: running out of ideas zapper
Rating: 1.89/5

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Zapper - December 3, 2010, 6:58 pm
MrAubergine - December 3, 2010, 6:30 pm
If only when she bent over there was a little more side boob.....
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 5:02 pm

double post my azz. you just really really meant it....lol. hey...do me a favor....go talk some sense into the other guy who just posted a mod bashing poster. i don't think he listens well like you.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 4:48 pm
Oops double post
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 4:47 pm
Well you're probably the nicest of all the mods.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 4:47 pm
Well you're probably the nicest of all the mods.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 4:38 pm

go check the calendar in forums for idea's. look at your day with a twist for idea's. see a great pic and simmer and stew and idea. check with your fav artist for his opinion. listen. learn. no one here is mean...well 'cept Mooo of course.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 4:36 pm

in your case hammy graffiti artist. but yes...apply a meaning behind a pretty pic and nice layout...art. zapper no one expects art from new users. we also don't expect to be told we're mean for doing our job. congrats... you seem to be picking it up.
Hawamleh - December 3, 2010, 4:11 pm
don't go in search for it, wait for it to come to you. and did RL call us artists?
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 3:00 pm
I see. I'll strive to make better ones from now on. Now I just need to think of one...
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 2:58 pm
Well, ummm... all i can say is combine that effort into making one, that isn't a video game one, an old internet meme or one regarding being rejected or not having anymore ideas. Being original is key
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 2:49 pm
Well, a few...
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 2:49 pm
Did any of your's have effort put into them?
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 2:49 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 2:47 pm
acceptance is the first step. (the 13th is drinking) Remember "quality over quantity"
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 2:43 pm
Ah. Well, I'd have to agree with him. I didn't put a lot of effort into this.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 2:36 pm
By "crap" he means "this is crap". He's a little slow.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 2:27 pm
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 2:08 pm
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:49 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:48 pm
I printed it out...I'm wiping my ass with it as we speak.(taking a joke is also a prerequisite of being a quality motifaker)
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:45 pm
Well I don't print these out, but thanks for the explanation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:43 pm
You never need "filler" No one expects you to post 20 posters a day......1 good quality beats 50 poor ones any day. And Face's comment about your "basement" refers to the lowest rated posters you made that someday(god willing) you'll be ashamed of someday
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:41 pm
I probably wouldn't score it very high, actually. I just needed a filler while I think.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:39 pm

vote reserverd. zapper if you want help please contact any mod or you can ask any contributing artist here. if this is a poster....ehem....what would you score it?

IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Yeah. Chuck Norris still owns you.

TAGS: soviet russia chuck norris zapper
Rating: 2.75/5

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Zapper - May 28, 2012, 3:36 pm
Actually, the following picture shows two Hell Knights who saw Chuck Norris and were not afraid: http://i50.tinypic.com/289ynhl.png
maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 3:31 pm
Chuck Norris Who.
pzykosiz - December 3, 2010, 11:20 pm
two subjects you should probably steer clear of
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 3:57 pm
Derek - December 3, 2010, 3:56 pm
Perhaps, but: http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/6d672165-f575-4a1c-b076-262b13b72da5.jpg
Benlulz - December 3, 2010, 1:03 pm

"FINAL" FANTASY - If they call it that, why do they keep on making more?

TAGS: final fantasy second attempt zapper
Rating: 3/5

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Zapper - February 2, 2012, 8:16 am
True, but then they went on to make XIII-2.
Zapper - February 2, 2012, 8:15 am
I know. It's just a joke.
himitsutokumei - February 2, 2012, 1:33 am
Actually, I researched that my senior hear in high school. They were starting to go out of business, so it was going to be one of the final game they made. It sold so well that they started making more.
Anonymous2 - December 4, 2010, 11:42 pm
Because until they made X-2, not a single one was a sequel.

SUBMISSION APPROVED - When you've gone through this more than three times, you start to see how nice MotiFake really is.

UPSKIRT - You're doing it right.

TAGS: cream cheese sonic upskirt zapper
Rating: 2.21/5

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agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:53 pm
I'm holding out for the return of tunnels and jailbait posters. I bet I could do a real good one.
culos - December 3, 2010, 11:36 am
So we now accept 'you're doing it right/wrong' posters again? Nice, now I don't have to bother about my lines anymore.

SUBMISSION REJECTED - When you've gone through this more than three times, you start to see how mean MotiFake really is.

TAGS: submission rejected mean motifake zapper
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:45 pm
M response to this is... 115165
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 8:45 pm
had to do it. I feel a hammy moment coming on...lol
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:43 pm
What a shameless bump, 5150.
5150monkeylove - December 3, 2010, 8:39 pm
My response to this fake, aside from 1L is....120031
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:14 pm
When she drains it daily, there's not much to squirt.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 8:07 pm
silly me i thought lil squirt was your nickname
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 8:05 pm
You don't have to tell me that, Face. Why do you think I didn't need a GF until I was 19.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 8:03 pm
Your sister just knows how to drain a guy, lemme tell you
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:59 pm
Better get 2 gallons.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:58 pm
From the looks of it, you need the calcium... that's one seriously weak bone.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:57 pm
I gotta get my protein from somewhere, just pick up the damn milk already.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:56 pm
Why don't you just snowball a gallon back into a jug when you're done breastfeeding?
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:53 pm
You should you wont ever leave your sister alone long enough to let me finish, o yea, she said to pick up a gallon of milk on your way home from the home depot parking lot
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:52 pm
I may be a noob, but at least I know where you spend your nights!
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:50 pm
Coming from you, that makes me laugh.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 7:49 pm
What is this a noob love fest? You guys all suck at everything!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 7:47 pm
Stop bringing your mom into everything! Noob!
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:44 pm
Five dollar hookers get turned down less than my submissions.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:43 pm
Well I sympathize with him, however nooby he may be.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 7:42 pm
Don't listen to Agdaniele...he's just some noob, we barely know him and his posters are "meh" at best.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
I understand. Totally. I get rejected all the time.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
Pride, not prinde. MEssed another one up. No, I'm sober. Shaddup.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 7:40 pm
FINALLY someone who understands. But ya, I'm also pretty used to the "no talent" thing.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:38 pm
I think it's cute. Even endearing. He opened his heart and communicated that getting a poster rejected can't be shrugged off. He has feelings and pride. No talent, but feelings and prinde? Plenty.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 5:06 pm
madcow - December 3, 2010, 5:04 pm
Then how did this pict thing not get rejected??????
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 4:43 pm

welcome dude and thanks for making an effort to see the other side. appreciated.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:44 pm
Thank you, Reality. I'll take your advice.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:42 pm

when your stuff is rejected zapper we generally give a reason why. if you listen to that reason and contact anyone for help you might be surprised at how quickly your posters improve.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:39 pm
No thanks, I would like my submissions to be approved. Sorry, for the misunderstanding, Reality. And Faceplant, I don't have a basement.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:37 pm
Well if you plan on doing this for a while zapper at least you are getting the padding up in your basement fairly quickly.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:36 pm

i do not understand why you are contesting my approval of your poster zapper. this presents a dilema. do i reject all of your posters from now on so i don't offend you further? please advise.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm usually the drunkest. and I would have rejected it as well. (please review the work of Harrakkon, Sean and Agdaniele to see real motifakes)
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:26 pm
Well I'm grateful you didn't get to it first.
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:26 pm
Face it Face you're just jealous you weren't invited
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:25 pm
Would have if i got to it first. Some of us are nicer than others, or drunker. Im going with drunker on this one.
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:24 pm
No, I'm just thinking that if they didn't like it then couldn't they reject it?
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 1:23 pm

it met the criteria for approval. demotivational...yes. funny...meh...lets see if they laugh at it or with it. you obviously wanted something said so i obviously let you say it. are you now complaining that it shouldn't have been approved?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2010, 1:18 pm
Yeah, you guys are mean, I'd never be so crue.....I can't do it. 1L (bad, just bad)
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:17 pm
If you really hate this, how come it was approved?
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
Oh shut up.
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:14 pm
Did u mean to say boy instead of guy?
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:13 pm
And as far as being a man goes it must be your mangina than....
culos - December 3, 2010, 1:12 pm
Even a Donkey doesn't make the same mistake twice
Zapper - December 3, 2010, 1:12 pm
I'm a guy, dammit!
Faceplant31 - December 3, 2010, 1:11 pm
Awww does someones vajajay hurt? Make something of some quality and that reject button wont get used so much.